Christaland

Jan 29

Things I thought at the grocery store as a list of potential book titles:

“Pick a Goddamn Cantaloupe: How to Be a Better Decision Maker”

“Who the Fuck Eats Crunchy Peanut Butter? How to Live in a Diverse World” 

“Just Say ‘NO!’ A Guide to Shopping With Children”

“There is No Such Thing As Too Much Ice Cream: A Single Girl’s Guide to Happiness”

“15 Items or Less: The Decline of Language in the Modern Age”


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