Jan
29
Things I thought at the grocery store as a list of potential book titles:
“Pick a Goddamn Cantaloupe: How to Be a Better Decision Maker”
“Who the Fuck Eats Crunchy Peanut Butter? How to Live in a Diverse World”
“Just Say ‘NO!’ A Guide to Shopping With Children”
“There is No Such Thing As Too Much Ice Cream: A Single Girl’s Guide to Happiness”
“15 Items or Less: The Decline of Language in the Modern Age”